Something written, eh?
Max
brittanyksduh

All right then, you asked for it.




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Et l'icon amour:




Tragedy, thy name is Kirk. ::comforts him in a way that's totally not dirty why would you even think that you perv::


So now that we've all cried our eyes out, I'm gonna perk this thing up a bit.


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Plus Icon:

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Behold, my new word!!! GUH + UNF = GUHNF, for those occassions when something makes you do both. XD
And you can't get any more GUHNF than this, babe. He is Captain Sexy Pants, after all.

What, did you think I'd go easy on you now that you're a Torchwood fangirl? HA!

*****USAGE RULES: Take if you like, credit 'Brittany Diamond' if you use. Many thanks. =)

You won't forget my name this time.
spock awesome
anoncomment7
So, darlin', Srs Bsns Kirk is srs, but Spock means bsns.

And I wouldn't mess with him...

or me, if I were you. *smirk*

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Icon <3
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Now. Time to play. *grin*

Here's a challenge, not only for your photoshop skills, but also for your writing skills.


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Pick your pic and write me a story.

*looks at Spock Prime*

*cuddles him*

Your name again?
Max
brittanyksduh
It's been so LONG since I challenged you, I don't remember who you are. And don't give me any reasonable excuses like needing to finish a 20,000 word fic by a deadline because REASON IS NOT APPRECIATED HERE.


Ah, you went Shakespeare instead of tribble. Wait...by that Hamlet quote did you imply that Spock like LOVES Kirk? Who comes UP with this WHACKED OUT SHIT??!?!?! More importantly, WHO HOSTS YOUTUBE TALK SHOWS ABOUT THIS WHACKED OUT SHIT!?!?!?!eleventyone!!!???

Certainly not me.

::cough::


Aaaaaaaanyhoodles...



A shot of Kirk that speaks for itself, eh? ::cracks knuckles::




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Icon Love:






Game, set, and match, babe.




And now ::dramatic pause:: the raise.



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Multiple doses of icon love (because I couldn't decide)!!!

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I submit to you that there is nothing more precious than SRS BSNS Kirk, especially when he's in full Captain Sexy Pants mode with the arms on the hips. So HA!!!!


::frolics away::

I'm Baaaaaaack!
anoncomment7
You know you missed me. *smirk*


So, I believe the last cards laid on the table included a cute Kirk covered in tribbles with a quote from Shakespeare.

In response, I will go all-in with this EPIC Shakespeare Spock.
No cute tribbles needed, Spock is more than enough by himself.


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And icon love, of course.

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I believe that hand is unequivocally mine.

*is smug*


Now, I will admit to having problems finding the next theme to challenge you with. Then I came across a picture that simply stopped my heart and made me pause in my mad clicking through the thousands of images on Trekcore.

It's not overly sexy. It's not overly cute. It's not overly anything. I can't quite put my finger on why I love it, but it made me speechless.

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So, my dear, if you dare, find a picture of your man that's worth a thousand words and let it speak for itself.

You put BAMF on the table? Silly girl.
Max
brittanyksduh

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Having to call the BAMF raise with Kirk is like having to slice butter with a hot knife, my darling.
(The butter in this scenario then ends up on Kirk, but that's another story.)


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KING ME, BITCH!!!!

(I ran out of poker references.)



Icon Love x2!

1. 2.




And now, the almighty raise.

BEHOLD!!!


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Cue the icon awesomeness:


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Kirk. In a pile of tribbles. Plus a Shakespeare reference.



Shit just got epic.


Open the door? PSHAW. I'm kicking it in.
spock awesome
anoncomment7

Oh, so it's gonna be like that, is it?

*rolls up sleeves*

GQMF?
No problem, love.

I call with pleasure.

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Truthful wallpaper is telling the truth.
*smirk*

Icon love



*sighs* I love that man... what? Right. Battle. Sorry. I'm a lover not a fighter. *sighs*


AHEM.

So, since you want to open the door, let's just kick the fucking thing in.

This is the Battle of the BAMFs is it not?
Thought so.

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That's right I went there.
BAMF and Sesame street.
Somehow it's oddly fitting.

Do your worst (I mean that literally) and show me your BAMFest Shatner/Kirk.
You can't beat this raise.

*crosses arms and smirks smugly*

Reality trumps fiction, love.
Too Handsome
brittanyksduh

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I guess it's time for me to call, then. I have to come up with something that tops Nimoy playing a gay character. What ever will I do?




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And, of course, icon love:





Oh I'm sorry, you didn't hear me laughing? Let me try again:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ahem.

There, now we can move on.


Even though you invited something young and hot, I decided to save that for my raise:




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**And because I'm nice, here's a version for those who have parents to worry about:




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And the inevitable icon:






That's right, babe. I opened the GQMF door.

Why?

'Cause Shatner's on the other side, laughing with me. XD




Gayness itself is not this gay. (I went there.)
anoncomment7

Smiling Kirk is smiling. And gorgeous though it is, he smiles at everything.


Spock's smiles are rarer.
And you know about the correlation between rarity and value, I feel sure.
*smirk*

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sexy icon:



(Note: For those who think I cheated by taking her tagline and just changing it up a bit; I entreat you to take a look at my page because obviously you've never been there - it's what I fucking do. XD)

Hmmm... I can't hear you laughing anymore, Brittany.
I wonder why that is... oh, yeah, because I totally topped that.

(And yes, in case you were wondering, that innuendo is intentional.)

There are no words necessary for this next challenge.
Enjoy.
*smirk*

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I couldn't make up my mind about the icons. You know how I am.
Two for the price of one:

 

So take your pic of young, hot Shatner from anything other than Star Trek to try and compete with this. But you will fail.
EPICALLY.

Cuz my boi played teh gay prisoner.

*drools over Nimoy*

::cue maniacal laughter::
Max
brittanyksduh


So you want THAT kind of huggable, adorable squee?


Then EAT THIS:




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Plus icon love!






And now that I've called (with staggering flourish, I might add), time for the raise:




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And icon greatness:




I LAUGH at the thought of you topping that. LAUGH, I SAY!!!!!!



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Sweetheart, I bow to no one. *smirk*
anoncomment7
Oooh, you know I like it rough; that's totally playing dirty.
Luckily, Spock is one sexy, evil son of a bitch.

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All that sexiness in 100sq pixels:




And now to up the ante.
*rubs hands together*
Let's go 180 degrees: Loveable, huggable, squee-worthy, awwww-inducing Spock.

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And the icon:




Uh-huh. Top that.


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